My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. It's a powerful awareness raising exercise and brings to light the impact our current life choices (and lack of clarity and purpose around … My Future Self n' Me. The ends justify the means. Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks. We'll take smoking, for instance. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Show More. Clyde Singer Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. South Park is the Trope Namer: "My Future Self 'N Me" is about Stan's future self landing in the present. Script • Well now you won't have to! You really came through. Your authentic self is the person you are the core, the person you can be if nothing holds you back. Thanks. What?? And that show is so stupid. My name is T. Becker. "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? I don't believe that he's my future self! Felipe! Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. For you I've put together a really nice design. Aw, stop it, you guys! Four months?? Okay, okay, fine. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! You don't know what you're doing! And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? This might be our fault. Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. Craig's. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Yep. I hate him! That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Sure I remember you. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. Stan! 616. I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Butters, we've go-! Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? You from the future. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Alright, where is that sonofabitch's wallet?! Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Are you my eleven o'clock? I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. Highly recommended! Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Well now you won't have to! That's why we have these consultations. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. I hate having my future self around, too. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. 21:58. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Stan! Four months?? You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. It's so cool to see you guys. We though the ends justified the means, but they don't. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. Wait right here, Stan. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. My name is T. Becker. Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. Ohhh, that makes me angry! Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. Oh Jesus, it smells! Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. I know that's just what you told me. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! [Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. I know that's just what you told me. Future Stan marsh. You don't know what you're doing! I told you, I can't stand my future self. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. That looks nice. I don't know which swatch I like best. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Well that's a pretty good deal. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? What?? We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. stan marsh. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Oh. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. We don't know you and you don't know us! Oh! Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. I'm running a business, Stan. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Your son seems to be responding. It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? I hate him! It is lying, Butters. This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. They just... don't, son! South Park Archives is an always improving database for the popular TV show. Grandpa Marvin Marsh This is my future self. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. Future Stan • This is my future self. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! He'll be playing the role of your future son. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Token Just go away before we call the police! Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me" [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. My God. He's me when I'm 32. Look! We sure hope so. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Stan! This whole time! But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? And I will work hard, for you. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Dude, that's not extreme enough! Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! This is Josh Casher. Well that's a pretty good deal. Follow me back home, Stan. Listen! It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. But I think it's coming together real nice. See, here he is. Jimmy View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. Sharon and Randy Marsh My Future Self n' Me. I'm not that stupid! Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Oh, I don't know. So I don't know what to believe! Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? But I think it's coming together real nice. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. The ends justify the means. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. Future Butters. Felipe, Images • Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Alright, now, Stan. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! In the ass. S6 • E6. 616. So I don't know what to believe! This is what we get for deceiving our son. Dad, we fucking can't! He's right. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. I don't believe that he's my future self! He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. After that I'll bail. He's me when I'm 32. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Professor Chaos. Come on, Butters, let's go. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Oh. I'm running a business, Stan. My Future Self n' Me Photos. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. What, uh-? Help me find the perfect place to run away to! My futureself'n'me Gastspieler. I hate having my future self around, too. Future Butters. They just... don't, son! Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. I'm not that stupid! Just forget it, Cartman! Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? What, uh-? Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? I don't know which swatch I like best. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Butters It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Stan! "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. It's a big flick a fuck! Ohhh, that makes me angry! It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and coincidentally they are all total losers and drug addicts. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? Today I want to write towards my unknown. Now consider what else makes you who you are. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Oh. From 'My Future Self n' Me'. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Full Ep. I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • S6 • E6. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! [an air of determination appears] Amd I need to learn to behave myself! All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Parental Revenge Center • The T stand for Terrific. 12/04/2002 my future self n me. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Oh, God, it smells in here. 12/04/2002 I thought each revenge was unique and customized! Felipe! That looks nice. ... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. I hope you choose happiness every day. This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. Okay, very nice, very nice. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Chris, don't you see? Mr. and Mrs. Brooks Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Here I go. Why don't you get some sleep? 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Motivation Corp is a fictional organization featured in the Season Six episode, "My Future Self n' Me" that is designed to motivate children. Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. [Stan crosses his … I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. We'll take smoking, for instance. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. This is what we get for deceiving our son. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Loading... Unsubscribe from Gastspieler? 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